In fact, we're the livest city around!
Recently, Forbes ranked the fastest dying (in terms of industry, population, employment, etc.) cities in America.
Recently, Forbes ranked the fastest dying (in terms of industry, population, employment, etc.) cities in America.
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"Where's it worst? Ohio, according to our analysis, which racked up four of the 10 cities on our list: Youngstown, Canton, Dayton and Cleveland. The runner-up is Michigan, with two cities--Detroit and Flint--making the ranking."
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But before you run away from Dayton and hop on a midnight train to one of those hip old fancytowns such as Portland, Oregon, why don't you let the sound of the cicadas drown out your woes?
swallow your sorrows at the Golden Nugget?
throw some D's on that bitch?
Are we, the collective 937, compensating for something with our rims? Because let's face it, though the GM and Ford plants may close down, Dayton rims will probably never go the way of... we take it back.
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But before you nab that one way ticket to hipster town, folks of D-Town, look in your own damn backyard (or apartment rooftop rather), and check out Ruckus Roboticus. The Diplo of old children records? We'd say. But don't take our word for it.
Throw Some D's On That Wife - DJ MDSB
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