Come Check the Noise: Precisely Why We Get Kicked Out of Kanye Shows.

1. We are tin-chested robot coyboys from the future.

2. We play the guitar too fast for your primitive cameras.

3. We make our televisions angry at us.

4. We throw Clit parties.

5. We steal sex tips from the government.

6. We show off our stretches at the plinths of Pagan gods.

7. We don't put out fires, we just sprinkle them.

8. We don't go to the beach, we bring the beach to us (along with some free books).

9. We amuse ourselves with oscillating fans, the only mode of perpetual motion you have discovered yet.

10. In the future, we're so retro that our banks run on MTAs (Manual TransActions.)

11. We have a tendency to explode into brighter stars than Kanye.

12. We wear mesh, cutoff jeans and tennies straight out of Wal Mart.

13. We are from Vietnam.

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