"Fishes. In The Water. Bikes. Bikes."

The coolest kids we know? Maybe. We think the usage of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers or Saved By The Bell characters in your freestyle kicks you up a few notches in the Cool Book.

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Another Black Cab Session to check out is Lykke Li (Lee Kuh Lee) performing "I'm Good, I'm Gone". There's no question as to whether she's the coolest Lykke Li we know.

Also check out Killa Kela with a sick (and we don't use that word often) beat-boxing rendition of Beck's "Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime" from one of our favorite films, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Who Are You For Telling Us We're Dying, Forbes?

In fact, we're the livest city around!

Recently, Forbes ranked the fastest dying (in terms of industry, population, employment, etc.) cities in America.

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"Where's it worst? Ohio, according to our analysis, which racked up four of the 10 cities on our list: Youngstown, Canton, Dayton and Cleveland. The runner-up is Michigan, with two cities--Detroit and Flint--making the ranking."

http://www.forbes.com/2008/08/04/economy-ohio-michigan-biz_cx_jz_0805dying.html

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But before you run away from Dayton and hop on a midnight train to one of those hip old fancytowns such as Portland, Oregon, why don't you let the sound of the cicadas drown out your woes?

swallow your sorrows at the Golden Nugget?


throw some D's on that bitch?

Are we, the collective 937, compensating for something with our rims? Because let's face it, though the GM and Ford plants may close down, Dayton rims will probably never go the way of... we take it back.

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But before you nab that one way ticket to hipster town, folks of D-Town, look in your own damn backyard (or apartment rooftop rather), and check out Ruckus Roboticus. The Diplo of old children records? We'd say. But don't take our word for it.

Throw Some D's On That Wife - DJ MDSB

Precisely Why We Get Kicked Out of Kanye Shows.

1. We are tin-chested robot coyboys from the future.

2. We play the guitar too fast for your primitive cameras.

3. We make our televisions angry at us.

4. We throw Clit parties.

5. We steal sex tips from the government.

6. We show off our stretches at the plinths of Pagan gods.

7. We don't put out fires, we just sprinkle them.

8. We don't go to the beach, we bring the beach to us (along with some free books).

9. We amuse ourselves with oscillating fans, the only mode of perpetual motion you have discovered yet.

10. In the future, we're so retro that our banks run on MTAs (Manual TransActions.)

11. We have a tendency to explode into brighter stars than Kanye.

12. We wear mesh, cutoff jeans and tennies straight out of Wal Mart.

http://bobbysteels.blogspot.com/2008/08/vietnam.html

13. We are from Vietnam.

Vietnam - Jimmy Cliff